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images: day three 
looks like burg didn't make it to the toilet. :( before she kills me for saying that, it's actually the bathroom floor of our hotel. like...that's the floor. i don't know, it was stained yellow when we got there. it was pretty gross. why do we always get the defective hotel rooms in edmonton!? on band tour, there was a dirty towel in burg's bathroom, or something. x_x

okay, there's lots going on in this picture. it's our hotel room, first off. notice the messy bed. that's mine. i left it like that. :D gotta get back at housekeeping for waking us up the night before! then there's the view of downtown edmonton. notice the balcony. notice the door. you'd think that door would lead to the balcony, right? wrong. that door is sealed shut!! you can't open it! and, therefore, you can't get onto the balcony! how dumb is that!? very.

the first picture in the drop of fear series. we took so many pictures of this. jacki was so brave. anyway, this is jacki waiting in line. she's right in the middle. doesn't it look like she's having fun!?!?!?

jacki finally on the drop of fear. she's on the end. waving. obviously. ohohoh, notice how it says "6 coupons" there? well, we had passes. we're cool. :D (okay, so practically everyone gets passes. sue me. :P)

and they start going up!!

higher!! (and for some reason i couldn't get them in the center of the shot for the life of me!!)

and higher!! (jacki's making a peace sign.)

and even higherrrrrrr!!! (look! it's another car on another side ready to drop!)

and it's practically the exact same picture as the last one!!

and they finally dropped! jacki's legs are sticking out!!

more dropping! more legs!!

and, of course, i'm slow. when i finally managed to take the picture, they'd reached the bottom practically. thus ends the drop of fear photo series.

burg was too chicken to go on a ride, so we made her hold all our stuff.

okay, i guess the ride was called "1001 nachts" because that's what meghan named this picture and there's a sign in front of it there that says that. okay, so this is jacki, meghan, and i on 1001 nachts. :D we're on the front row, in that order, as you can see. the girls beside us are like "what the?" because they know we're cool. and, um, they're not.

and we're going up!! it spins you around in a loop around and around like that. it's fun. the part in the loop where you drop is fun.

i was a loser and i took my camera with me on the ride. and i'd take pictures when we were on the highest part of the loop. so here's one.

and here's another.

and i tried to take a picture of burg, but you can barely see her. we were moving around so fast i didn't know what i was doing. not only is she not centered in the picure, it's all so blurry you can barely tell where she is. she's on the far left in the orange.

okay, we all crammed into that dumb tilt-a-whirl. this is us having fun! see, it's not so bad at first!! i think i was overreacting just a bit...

oh, man, don't stare straight at my neck. i swear, it doesn't look like that all the time. it was the force of the spinning car!! seriously. -_-

haha, burg barely got jacki in the picture!! i love that, though.

and burg wanted a picture of herself in the tilt-a-whirl, too, i guess.

and then it wasn't so fun anymore when the ride just went on so long and you felt like puking. yeah. burg's still smiling like a little kid in a candy store, though. i think she secretly loved the tilt-a-whirl a lot.

burg and jacki decided to race down the big slide.

i can't remember who won. i think burg. it was close, either way. maybe it was a tie. yes, let's call it a tie.

me coming down the slide (ew, doesn't it look dirty!? good think there's a burlap sack seperating my butt and the slide!!!!!).

isn't my hair attractive? this is my impression of jiyu nanohana from jubei-chan. but, yeah. me at the end of the slide. yippee. you can't tell, but i'm still about ready to puke from the tilt-a-whirl. :)

um...burg and i...doing...something? oh! burg's getting something out of her bag that she made me carry!! :P

view from the ferris wheel. it's the racetrack. no, we didn't go there. we could have, i guess, but we didn't.

view of the grounds from on the ferris wheel (still).

burg and meghan on the ferris wheel.

part of the racetrack and the grounds. we took lots of pictures from the ferris wheel. can't you tell?

i have no idea why burg took a picture of this.

burg and i on the ferris wheel.

jacki waiting for us to get off the ferris wheel.

view of the skyreach centre. GO OILERS.

downtown. (and then we finally stopped taking pictures on the ferris wheel! yay!)

us going into the agricom. their special exhibit scared me just a little bit. it was all about scandinavia. oh, the horrors. and i don't know what that big white thing is in the foreground. i'm guessing it's the sun reflecting on the camera lens. it's not supposed to be there.

in the marketplace area thing. we thought the sign was pretty funny. i think it's for wheelchairs, but we all thought their sign was rather kinky. everyone needs a...quickie tie-down. hehehehehehe. >:D look at the guy in the black!! he probably thought we were freaks. >:D

burg, jacki, and meghan having lunch. i don't know where all those newspapers came from. i think they were there already. we're reading the funnies. :B oh! and look at our margaritas from margaritaville!

i wanted to take a picture of my margarita, too, so here it is. and there's my pizza! it was good. :) i didn't waste it, though. i ate it all. and i drank my entire margarita, too. yay for me.

see? i finished everything! and then i decided to act like a retard, as you can see!

meghan taking a picture of all the food she wasted. i hope she finished her margarita, though!!! :P

burg inside the u-haul. i was a loser and waited to take the picture as the lrt went by. :B you can't really see it, but our u-haul has an arizona license plate!

and burg in front of the u-haul with the (football) stadium in the background. GO ESKIMOS.

jacki looking awfully bored. i'm sure meghan was really bored, too. i don't blame them. they had to wait forever for us to get back from getting the u-haul.

burg playing the basketball game. doesn't look like she's doing so hot. >;D

me playing the basketball game trying to get that ball in the hoop.

burg just standing there after she lost a round, i think. >:D

see, burg did pull back on the cord. a bit. see? see? i still won, though. :D

one of those things. no trip is complete without taking a picture in one of them, you know.

burg and i on the train. we should have taken a picture of me vigorously waving at innocent bystanders. oh well.

the stage with the crappy band. they sucked.

i got an orange slush. it made my tongue orange. :9

burg and jacki on this spinning ride thing. it was hard to take a picture of them because they moved around so fast. plus, they were only facing meghan and i once and a while because the entire thing was moving around. and, look! you can see mine and meghan's shadows!!

same thing. burg and jacki on that ride. they're right in the middle...holding on for dear life. looks like burg's getting squished. >:D

okay, there was this big balloon thing. it wasn't really a balloon, though. it had holes in its arms and legs and air blew up through the legs. so it looked like it was dancing around, and stuff. so we took a picture of it. o_o burg scares me in this picture.

ahhhh! interratial milk bottle sex!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

me dancing like a dork in the back of the u-haul. we were talking about how we should have a party in the u-haul. we decided it'd be a bad idea because it'd look something like that.

the dolphin tank at west edmonton mall. you can just barely make out the dolphin there...

you can see the dolphin more clearly in this one.

and not so clearly in this one.

there's, like...a fin sticking out of the water, or something?

and the dolpin. i don't feel bad that we took so many pictures of it, either, because one of their dolphins died only days after we went there. now they only have one. actually, it might have died already. they're not replacing their dolpins, apparently, so it was kind of special to see them one last time (for me), probably. i remember seeing their shows when they had all four. :(

burg and meghan playing the guitar ddr game.

meghan and i playing ddr. this was the first time ever we played, i think...

burg and i playing ddr. never mind the fact that i look like a dork (i'm about to jump...i'm slow), look at burg in mid-air!! i think we were supposed to press the front and back arrows at the same time right there.

meghan and i playing ddr. okay, i think this is our first time playing. either way, we look like such novices! but it was fun, even though we sucked so badly.

the food we wasted at baskin robbins on bourbon street in west edmonton mall. burg barely drank any of her shake, or whatever it was she got...

and another view of the wasted food!!!

burg and meghan in front of hooters on bourbon street. the sign says something really funny...i just couldn't resist. here's a closer view of the sign.

i just had to do this. me in front of la senza girl (yes, girl) acting all sad because it's closed. this is for everyone on aim. :P

this was supposed to be a picture of our u-haul parked...but it didn't turn out, obviously.

scooby doo and steve the wonder dog getting it on in the u-haul!!! the picture doesn't show it, but the butterfly joined in!!!!!


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